New Kids Jokes
Kid – “Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?”Miss – “Of course not.”Kid – “Thanks, because I haven`t done my homework.”
Teacher: What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
Micky: Ten after one!
Dad:What is smarter than a talking bird?
Harry: A spelling bee!
What did one eye say to the other?
Between me and you something smells.
Teacher: What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
Micky: Ten after one!
Dad:What is smarter than a talking bird?
Harry: A spelling bee!
What did one eye say to the other?
Between me and you something smells.