Funny Kids Jokes
Teacher: Mickie, if your father has $ 10 and you ask for $ 6, how would still be your father?
Mickey: $ 10.
Teacher: You do not know math.
Lucy: You do not know my father!
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The child has seen the Church for the first time keepers to circumvent the offer sheet.
When they came near his pew, the boy shouted loudly, “Do not pay for me Dad, I’m under five.”
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Teacher: Kimmy, stand up. How can you sleep in my class?
Kimmy: I do not know if you can keep your voice down.
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Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?”
Son: “I am the only one who could answer a question.”
Mother: “Oh, really what was the question”
Son: “Who threw the eraser into the capital?
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First day of school, a kindergarten teacher said, “If someone has to go to the bathroom, keep the two fingers.”
A little voice in the back of the room asked, “How will it help?”
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You know that Mary Jane, who lives on the street is a fool, “said Steve little boy.
“Why do you say that?” Steve asked.
Boy said, “Well, said he would show me his if I showed him mine, but it turned out not to have received one!
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Salesman: Well, is anyone else there?
Kid: My sister
Salesman: O.K., fine. May I speak to her?
Kid: I guess so.
There was a long silence on the other phone. Then:
Kid: Hello?
Salesman: It’s you. I thought you were going to call your sister.
Kid: I did. The trouble is: I can’t get her out of the playpen.
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Q: Why were ancient Egyptian kids confused?
A: Because their daddies were mummies.